Saturday, April 19, 2008

Further thoughts on Karan Arjun

-- It took Salman Khan 35 minutes to get his shirt off, which has got to be the record. If it's any consolation, though, he's in a boxing ring, all oily and sweaty, so it's like a double-whammy of Shirtless Sallu.

-- When he really gets into the "Hulk smash" emotional fight scenes, the theme music from The Terminator plays. I suspect this would annoy any rational person, but I find it adorable.

-- Meanwhile, Shah Rukh and a very young-looking Kajol have a literal romp in the hay. She does a few starting moves that made me say: Hey! If that's not a symbolic blow job, then a generation of literary critics needs to take back everything they've said about that scene in Dracula when the vampire wench "went down on her knees."

And there's still at least forty-five minutes to go!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I laughed out loud at a few of your comments here. I'll have to check out the rest of your blog. Hope to find more of that type of humor. BTW you mention the Kajol/SRK number and I also thought along the same lines. There is an earlier part in the song when she lays down flat in front of him and he then does these quite wonderful pelvic thrust dance moves and then she gets up and he stands behind her doing the same. That part always got me. Indian movie--no kisses can be shown but what is goes beyond that anywways.