Sunday, September 13, 2020

Halloween Countdown 2020

The world is falling apart, but Halloween goes on. We're not the first people in history to have the world fall apart on them. So I'm going to try to keep some track of our Halloween watching and doings again this year.

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September 9: Watched Fright Night 2 for the first time. Not terrible! It's certainly not as iconic as the original, and everyone is right, vampire Regine doesn't the charisma of Jerry Dandrige. But it was a fun, light '80s vampire movie, good for when that kind of mood strikes you. Pleasantly surprised. Plus, this vampire attack is truly amazing.

 September 10: The original Cat People, which I hadn't seen in years. So beautiful! Then the ghost episode of Magnum, p.i., "The Woman on the Beach."

September 11: Re-watched the animated ParaNorman. I always forget how good this is: a fairly deep story, but with so many funny details about monster movies!

September 12: Lazy day. Bought squash and honey at the farmer's market, and whiled away the day catching up on Monster Kid Radios I've missed. Oddly, I used to listen them at work on Thursday, when they debut, but that's my busiest day for online meetings, and without the routine, I've gotten messed up. The episode on The Vault of Horror in particular gave me some ideas for seasonal viewing! In the evening: Svengoolie, with Night of the Lepus!

September 13 - 14: Started Scream, the TV series. I've seen some real critical eviscerations of how bad it is, but honestly, I feel like it's a pretty fitting homage to '90s slasher films: a glossy, airbrushed whodunnit, in which actors in their 20s, with fashion-model looks, play small town teenage archetypes, there are various threats and occasional gruesome murders. Maybe it's because we just recently saw and liked AHS: 1984, but I enjoyed this on a similar level. The '80s slasher style tends to get more respect than the '90s one, but it had its own influence, and it's nice to have something scary-ish that isn't too heavy, but not too technically incompetent. And I'm curious to find out who the killer is, so that's success.

September 15: The 2-disc documentary Halloween: The Happy Haunting of America. We checked this out of the library some years ago, and finally got our own copy. Fun, light-hearted horror-host/spookshow travelogue of haunted attractions, interspersed with bits of Halloween lore, and people like Angus Scrimm and Robert Englund reminiscing about their childhood trick or treating. 

September 16: We still have some other things to watch, so this was our night to watch The Karate Kid Part II. (I'd never seen any of them before last month). Then an episode of Cobra Kai. We're trying to space them out, but it's pretty hard! Soooo goooood!

September 17: Finished season one of Scream, the TV series. Maybe I'd be more critical of it in normal times, but I'm not. We correctly guessed part of what was going on with the killings, but the other part was a surprise, so I'll watch the second season!

September 18: Non-Halloweeny night. Finished season 1 of Cobra Kai, followed by a Magnum, p.i.

September 19: Svengoolie night: Doctor Cyclops. I'd never seen this before. There sure were a lot of reclusive mad scientists in old movies. As scientific knowledge grew and became more a part of everyday life, I wonder if there was a paranoia about the mysteriousness of science. You know: who are these people? What are they doing?

September 20: The "Halloween" episode from season 2 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then Beetlejuice. I hadn't seen either of these in years! Alyson Hanigan was really the MVP on Buffy, and Charisma Carpenter, always my fave, is also really funny in this episode too, if not playing as big a part. And I don't need to tell anyone anything about Beetlejuice, other than maybe this is the most likeable I've ever found Alec Baldwin in any capacity. I wouldn't have really thought he could be likeable, but here's some evidence.

September 21: Night off. A few Magnums, an episode of Night Court.

September 22: A retro night, with 1981's Dark Night of the Scarecrow. I'd never seen this, and honestly thought it was from the '70s. You don't see a lot of G-rated slashers!

September 23: The MST3K version of Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster. I fell asleep a little, but not its fault.

September 24: A few episodes of Tales from the Crypt, to supplement the feature, Tales from the Hood. Another new view for me, and it was very good, although it's what trigger warnings were made for (containing real footage of real deaths). Apart from that, surprisingly funny.

September 25: I had social obligations, so I got home late. We unwinded with a few YouTube videos, one on how Candyman breaks the rules of horror films, one on the making of Halloween 4, and then started the lengthy documentary You're So Cool, Brewster documentary on the Fright Night movies. 

September 26: Son of Dracula on Svengoolie. 'Nuff said, as they used to say in the comic books.

September 27: A few years back we watched about half of that Tales of Halloween movie (short vignettes), and I was pretty underwhelmed. But we watched the last three that I hadn't seen, since its on one of those free streaming channels now, and they were better. By now, I suppose I also was thinking of them as comparable to "short films I'd watch I'd see on YouTube," rather than hoping it would be anything comparable to Trick 'r Treat. Then we watched Stuart Gordon's "The Black Cat," from Masters of Horror, with Jeffrey Combs killing it as an unhinged Edgar Allan Poe.

September 28: The Fly (1986). I hadn't seen this in years, maybe since the early '90s, and I remember why. It's good, a classic, but the small-scale gross stuff is WAY squirmier than, say, Scanners' exploding heads. And I was really irritated by the plot stuff with Geena Davis' ex-boyfriend, which caused me to heckle. Still worth a re-watch and its place in the pantheon. 

September 29: The Cabin in the Woods, followed by a short making-of on The Fog.

September 30: The documentary Nightmares in Red, White and Blue: The Evolution of the American Horror Film, followed by a short making-of on Halloween III. We're hitting a lot of John Carpenter background stuff!

October 1: Kicking off the season in EARNEST with the perennial favorite, Trick 'r Treat. So good! Every time we watch it, I notice some little detail.

October 2: Brand-new to Netflix, the super-fun Vampires vs. the Bronx. It's in the perennial favorite genre of "kids fight monsters," with a lot of great inner-city locations and atmospheric nighttime creepiness, and it's really funny. The social message is conveyed by the storyline, and isn't a distraction from it. Loved it!

October 3: New to me was Island of Terror (1966), on Svengoolie. Peter Cushing starts in what feels a little like a well-done Doctor Who episode, about a rural island beset by Horta-like silicon monsters. The creature effects are truly ridiculous, but apart from that, it wasn't really cheesy at all, but quite effective! This was after a fine day of masking up and hitting up the local Halloween shopping with friends, wearing one of my new t-shirts from Fright Rags. Came home to find the mail had been delivered, and received my membership from the Teenage Werewolves Horror Film Fiend Club! Lots of fun stickers, postcards, and goofy stuff.  

October 4: '80s Retro Night, centered around my favorite Tales from the Darkside episode, "The Cutty Black Sow." Included in the lineup, Halloween-themed or otherwise spooky episodes of Square Pegs (oh, does this not stand the test of time!), WKRP in Cincinnati (which does), Night Court (which also does), Amazing Stories, and the '80s Twilight Zone revival.

October 5: Night off. Watched some Magnum, p.i.

October 6: Had other things to do, but snuck in a behind-the-scenes documentary about Evil Dead II, mostly featuring the effects guys, and lots of footage from the filming. They were all so young!

October 7: Watched Creature from the Black Lagoon with the film historian audio commentary, then the DVD's documentary, Back to the Black Lagoon. Lots of interested stuff I didn't know!

October 8: Nostalgic 3-D in 2-D double feature. Both movies were 3-D, and aired on TV in the '80s as part of the mini-revival: Gorilla at Large (with Raymond Burr as a brooding heavy and Cameron Mitchell as a crime-solving law student, kind of the reverse of their usual roles!) and Revenge of the Creature, which I thought of less as a revenge than as a completely justified response to his situation! 

October 9: Mostly reading, but snuck in the 1989 documentary Stephen King's World of Horror.

October 10: Tarantula on Svengoolie. This was of course already on the schedule when we decided to watch the Creature movies this week, not realizing that this is another Jack Arnold film! A strange quirk of fate.

October 11: In the afternoon, I watched Ouija: Origin of Evil, since I'd heard good things about it. It's pretty much in the vein of Ouija or, say, The Slenderman, but much better made than either of those. The actors were good, and more importantly, the characters and basic situation were more memorable. Once the full-on possession got going, it it was a lot of eyeballs turning white and distorted CGI mouths, and all of that made me shrug. So, not a masterpiece, but fine for an undemanding haunted house/possession kind of mood. Then, keeping with that theme, we watched Poltergeist (the original) in the evening. I saw it in the theater when it came out, and I was pretty judgy, immediately finding it overrated, but I'm mellower now, especially since I now know it doesn't have much to do with poltergeists as I've read about them. Plus, affluent, clueless suburbanites getting bitten by the past they are completely oblivious about certainly seems like a contemporary theme! 

October 12: Followed up Poltergeist with Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce. Not THAT'S batshit crazy. I liked it!

October 13: The behind-the-scenes video on Halloween: 20 Years Later (a.k.a. H20), followed by Werner Herzog's Nosferatu the Vampyre (the English language version). An odd combo, yes.

October 14: Magnum, p.i. night.

October 15: Finally watched the Spanish version of Dracula, which was filmed at night on the sets of the Lugosi Dracula. It's true what they say; it's pretty good!

October 16: Nothing seasonal, just some standup specials from New Zealand on Netflix. Lots coming  up for the weekend!

October 17: Halloween (1978), Halloween III: Season of the Witch, and Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. It turns out I don't have a copy of Halloween II, so we watched some synopses and things on YouTube, including the "Carnage Count" and various scenes, which I think covered it.

October 18: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, Halloween: Resurrection, and Halloween (2018). Whew! 

October 19: Palate-cleanser after all those slasher movies: the first two episodes of Cobra Kai's season 2 ("No, Johnny! Don't listen to that guy!" -- I am shockingly invested) and a few Magnums

October 20: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight. Haven't seen this in a long time, and it really holds up. It's compact and action-packed; its running time just flies by. Billy Zane is hilarious, and Jada Pinkett is a great action hero. In the opening scene, I was just about to ask when it came out, then I realized "Hey Man Nice Shot" was playing, so I was like, "Oh, never mind." So giving '90s horror a little love.

October 21: A brand-new movie for me, 1988's The Blob. I don't hear much about this one, but I really enjoyed it! Nice to see a creature movie from the '80s, to remind us it wasn't all slashers. 

October 22: Retro TV night. The mummy episode of Welcome Back, Kotter and the poltergeist episode of Barney Miller, followed by the first Tales from the Darkside episode, and a few of the '90s Twilight Zones.

October 23: Also Retro TV night, with a slightly different flavor. First we watched the TV special/pilot episode of Mockingbird Lane, which I'm not sure I knew existed. It was a 2012 reboot of The Munsters, with a modern sensibility. A dramedy, I guess: there was some pretty funny dark humor, but also a lot more blood and real death. Then we watched Over the Garden Wall, for our second time. It's just like nothing else. So good! 

October 24: Mighty Joe Young (1949) on Svengoolie. Not Halloweeny, which is kind of a surprising choice for them to play this weekend, but I'd never seen it before, and it was fun.

October 25: The original Karloff The Mummy, with the group film analysis commentary. After that, a few episodes of Tales from the Darkside, starting with the goofy mummy-themed "The Grave Robber." 

October 26: Resolution, an oddball indie horror film, obviously made for a low budget, but made great use of its setting and had some intriguing creepiness.

October 27: Re-watch of The Day the Earth Stood Still, which I hadn't seen in years. I've watched so many '50s alien invasion movies in the intervening years, I'd forgotten how artistic this one is! The framing and the lighting of scenes are incredible, as is the amazing Bernard Herrmann score. Plus Patricia Neal doesn't get enough attention for this role! Such a classic.

October 28: The 1975 documentary In Search of Dracula, starring the amazing Christopher Lee. 

October 29: Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow. Such a classic, with so many gorgeous images. And a great soundtrack. Followed up with the "Headless Horseman" segment of The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad. Old-school goofy Disney, but the Horseman part has some good spooky ambience. And honestly, I'm not 100% sure I knew that's where the Bing Crosby song came from: "You can't reason with a headless man."

October 30: The Mandalorian's second season premiered right in the middle of Halloween festivities, so that broke things up a little. Beforehand, we watched a Halloween episode of Happy Days (from the college years, and yikes, not great), and afterwards, the haunted house episode of The Andy Griffith Show which was an inspiration for the classic The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

October 31: Met online with friends, with Svengoolie on in the background. So didn't actually watch Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man. After 9 o'clock, we went for a walk down the street to look at the neighbors' decorations. It was crazy windy all day, and chilly and quiet, so in some ways, it was honestly the spookiest a Halloween has felt to me, maybe since I was a kid. The lack of the normal activities pared the day down to its essence. A beautiful night.

Now we begin the new year, with a lot of trepidation, but also hope. Where will be next Halloween? As Kay Kyster and his orchestra told us, "You'll find out."

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