-- It took Salman Khan 35 minutes to get his shirt off, which has got to be the record. If it's any consolation, though, he's in a boxing ring, all oily and sweaty, so it's like a double-whammy of Shirtless Sallu.
-- When he really gets into the "Hulk smash" emotional fight scenes, the theme music from The Terminator plays. I suspect this would annoy any rational person, but I find it adorable.
-- Meanwhile, Shah Rukh and a very young-looking Kajol have a literal romp in the hay. She does a few starting moves that made me say: Hey! If that's not a symbolic blow job, then a generation of literary critics needs to take back everything they've said about that scene in Dracula when the vampire wench "went down on her knees."
And there's still at least forty-five minutes to go!